John Carpenter could well be described as a true renaissance man. He’s directed 29 movies, including the ones he has in production now. He’s written 27. He’s acted in 13. And, rather sadly, he’s written the score for 18 films.
Here he is, possibly after being locked up for crimes against synthesizer use:
Carpenter is responsible for […]
Last night I had the somewhat dubious fortune of watching Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.
Before I get to that, let’s just have a little look at Melvin:
Oh man. He’s really lost it, hasn’t he? Anti-semitism. Drunk driving. Ridiculous beard. He’s starting to look a bit like an Ewok. His grizzly fur and mad eyes say it all: […]
So, I downloaded the new Radiohead album, In Rainbows. I didn’t pay a single penny for it and I’m not afraid to admit it. They’re giving it away, essentially. The majority of people will pay absolutely nothing for it and will go away feeling happy. Other, poncier, fans of Radiohead will probably be wearing a […]
Sometimes, when it’s particularly windy out, I like to put on my Superman t-shirt and a nice flowing shirt and walk into the wind, pretending I’m what would happen if there was a large piece of Kryptonite on Earth.
I like to pretend I can still fly, only very very slowly, and very close to the […]
This is Russell Howard. He is, apparently, a comedian. His entire act hinges on the fact that he was alive in the 1980s. This basically amounts to him referencing the Thundercats and various other iconic cartoons and suchlike. He is NOT funny. He has TERRIBLE teeth. He looks apologetically at the audience when he makes […]
Hello, the internet.
I’ve now got a fully functioning corner of the internet to move the contents of my bowels through.
You’ll probably find yourself getting upset by all of this at some point. That’s what the off button on your computer is for. Over the coming days, I’ll be transferring my old blog posts on blogger […]