I think, right, that I’ve found someone that I hate more than Russell Howard. Don’t worry, I still hate him, but I think that Mika is now my true personal nemesis. Everything about him is offensive. Not least, his stupid face. Stupid stupid face. Look at him:
His simpering, stupid, self assured, narcissistic little stupid face. […]
This year, Christmas was truly an adventure. A bit like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, but without a comedy Chinese side kick to keep your spirits up. As is often the case, I traveled to my parents’ place for the festivities. Aces. Free food and drink! What could be better?
Well, how about a […]
Hello. Yes.
I hope that Santa has unloaded a sack full under your tree this morning. I firmly intend on spending the next 14 hours or so getting horrendously damaged and avoiding the obligatory family arguments.
HAVE A GREAT DAY, OR I’LL CUT YOU.
I’ve just found something that might cheer up the Emos.
It’s a tiger.
With Down’s syndrome.
[:(]
According to the statistics I’ve just generated in my head, at least one of the people that reads this page will be an Emo. Yes. That’s probably you.
Now, I’ve got nothing against Emos but… actually, I have. I hate you all. I hate your hair, I hate your stupid trousers and I hate your stupid […]
Sometimes, when I’m a bit bored, I like to look at the referral links that have brought people to my site. I know, shut up.
Anyway, some of the searches that have brought people here include:
“celebrity mental spotting leamington 50p lady” - A classic. Probably the most searched for term that has led people to Tramp […]
The eagle eyed among you will have already noticed that the two blogs here are exactly that. Two blogs. Which means that if you want to comment on the Tramp Spotting blog, you’ll need to register for that separately. Sorry.
You’ll also have noticed that the Russell Watch page has in fact disappeared again, already. All […]
Because I look a little bit trampy, I get watched in shops. In fact, just a couple of days ago, I was in a shop with my girlfriend, and I was quite clearly stood a few meters from her, away from the queue at the counter, waiting. I looked over my shoulder and a portly […]
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There’s also been a few changes to the way things will be done. As you can see on the right, […]