I THINK MY BRAIN IS FULL

Sometimes, when I’m a bit bored, I like to look at the referral links that have brought people to my site. I know, shut up.

Anyway, some of the searches that have brought people here include:

“celebrity mental spotting leamington 50p lady” - A classic. Probably the most searched for term that has led people to Tramp Spotting.

“funfair rides rock city” - Very specific!

“moses of kingston appreciation society” - Clearly a keen tramp spotter in action.

“Russell Howard girlfriend” - Now. Hang on a minute.

This clearly means that some poor misguided girl, somewhere on the internet, probably finds this abhorrence attractive. She quite clearly fancies him. This sort of thing has to stop. I can picture her now, sat alone in her room, watching Russell Howard mugging for the camera on Mock The Week. She is so taken with him, that she wants to know if he’s available. He has money, of course he’s not. But she probably holds out hope that she’ll bump into him in the street and he’ll gaze over at her, in wonder. In her mind, it’s probably a bit like that bit in 10, where Dudley Moore runs down the beach to Bo Derek. When they lock in embrace, he leans in for a kiss…

Then she spots his mash-up teeth and recoils in disgust. Coupled with the sudden realisation that the man just isn’t funny. Hopefully.

I fear for our futures.

[:(]