Jeremy Beadle died yesterday. Proof, if need be, that karma really exists.
I’m sure someone, somewhere will miss this freak-handed prankster, but it won’t be me.
Here’s a second-hand (no pun intended) paraphrased anecdote from an old teacher of mine:
“I met Jeremy Beadle at some showbiz gathering once. He went to shake my hand and, upon offering […]
Britney Spears, currently the favourite in my Celebrity Meltdown Sweepstakes, is back in hospital.
According to a Police spokesperson, she’s been “taken to hospital to get help”. Great idea. Take her to a source of freely available medication!
Interesting excerpts from the news story above include this quote from rancid old hag, Barbara Walters (Barbwa Wawtas): “She […]
Glorius result!
www.ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk is now the number one Google result when searching for “I think my brain is full”.
Small victories mean big things. It’s taken four months to get the coveted number one spot, ahead of some tedious whinging student and a Gary Larson cartoon. I rule.
Word up homeboys and homegirls. It’s stats time. I like doing this. I don’t really care if you do or not.
This months choice search terms are below, now. Look at them. They need your gaze:
“kevin smith hack talentless overrated” - HA! Score! Take that you fat bastard! As I suspected, I’m not the only person […]
I’ve got a bit of a reputation for being a musical snob. Fair enough. I know what’s shit and what’s not. It doesn’t take much.
So, I’ve decided to do a little round up of what I’ve been listening to recently. It might inspire you to buy something new.
8 Diagrams: Wu Tang Clan. A long time […]
According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead.
How is this news? They make out like we hadn’t been aware of this for quite some time now.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s brilliant. She’s yet another star that’s one smoke away from a full meltdown. Perhaps it’s The Sun’s way of reporting that offends […]
I used to really like Kevin Smith. Or, more specifically, I used to like Kevin Smith’s films. I can’t claim to like him, as I don’t know him.
When I first saw Clerks, around 12 years ago, I thought that it was a very funny film. The shot where Dante gets slapped around the face with […]
Plus £1.50, each time you use the service.
What am I talking about? Text services.
Those bastard adverts that, once the clock gets to about 10pm, fill up your TV during the breaks. You know what I’m talking about. Those “chat and date” services that promise you the opportunity to talk to ugly blond girls that couldn’t […]
Saw a news article this morning that said that the music of Sean Paul (or Shanna Pal, as he appears to call himself) triggered a woman’s seizures.
His music just makes me laugh. That’s not the same thing.
The internet. Mostly rubbish.
Occasionally things catch my eye that are worth a glance. So, here’s a short list of things I’ve been looking at recently:
The Superest - Good versus Evil in its purest form. What’s it all about? Well, two artists battle it out by drawing alternating super dudes. One starts, the other sends in […]
There’s a little shop near where I live called ‘Better Bathrooms’. It’s been closing down for about 6 months and recently, it finally closed its doors to customers. A terrible shame. People should support their local businesses.
However, as of last night, the shop became about a thousand times better than it ever was when it […]
To the person logging on from somewhere near Royston.
You were my 1000th visitor. Glorious result.
Robert Sylvester Kelly, or ‘R Kid’, as he’s known throughout the American judicial system, is probably the greatest living human being on the planet.
Seriously.
How can one man be quite so talented? Not content with changing the face of music with his peculiar brand of RnB, pissing all over teenage girls and writing the greatest piece […]
Some of you may have noticed that the site went away for a while here and there today.
I have no idea why. I’m going to hedge a bet that this will happen again, though.
In what is probably an ill-advised and somewhat narcissistic move, I’ve decided to open up a brand new feature on ithinkmybrainisfull.
Regular users might want to join the brand spanking new forums.
Basically, it’s there so people can discuss what’s been posted on here in greater detail, which should allow the comments section to be used appropriately. […]