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Apparently, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead nutter.

23 January, 2008 (10:45) | Celebrity Meltdown, Music, Brain Blog

According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead.

How is this news? They make out like we hadn’t been aware of this for quite some time now.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s brilliant. She’s yet another star that’s one smoke away from a full meltdown. Perhaps it’s The Sun’s way of reporting that offends me. Pretty much everything about The Sun offends me.

I think it’s probably the WAY they use BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS every time they reference a DRUG or SOMETHING SHE’S DONE WRONG. Or perhaps it’s the way they use italics in order to lend what they’re saying an air of importance, to illustrate the seriousness of what they’re saying.

Anyone that buys The Sun is sub-human.

However, the video of her smoking crack is worth a watch, if you’re into celebrity mentals. The Police are investigating The Sun’s claims.

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