I THINK MY BRAIN IS FULL

Word up homeboys and homegirls. It’s stats time. I like doing this. I don’t really care if you do or not.

This months choice search terms are below, now. Look at them. They need your gaze:

“kevin smith hack talentless overrated” - HA! Score! Take that you fat bastard! As I suspected, I’m not the only person that thinks the fat muppet is rubbish. 10/10 to that nimble-fingered Googler. Unless it was Kevin Smith, looking himself up on the internet to find an enemy to whinge about.

“thom yorke bell’s palsy” - Perhaps a little unfair to assume that just because a man has a lazy eye, he’s been stricken with palsy. My Dad had Bell’s Palsy. Apparently his effects were quite rare, as after one side of his face was stricken and recovered, the other side went. I shouldn’t have laughed at him, but I did. He looked proper mongy. Dribble and everything.

“tits bimbo” - NSFW! Whoever made this particular search must have had a good dig around, as I’m not even on the first page of results. Whatever you do, don’t click the image search link if you’re in the office. My delicate sensibilities will take weeks to recover from that sort of disgusting imagery. I think this is something to do with the fat moped I showed you all recently. Which leads neatly on to:

“fat moped” - That awesome cock-wagon I posted is now a much coveted item in Fort Bud.

DOUBLE WHAMMY: “hating mika” & “mika wanker” - FUCKING YES! This is what the interwizzle is all about. Spreading messages of hate and indirect bullying via anonymous websites. Fuck you, Mika!

Now, those are all things that are directly linked to things I have written about. Below are some search terms that I can’t really comprehend. Somehow, these led people here:

“warfare husky airbrush” - Not sure what that has to do with anything, but I won’t turn away a reader. Hi, weirdo!

“lego employee and lady living in u.k.” - The results are even more incongruous.

“search” - This must have taken a while to get through to reach here. No matter. They got here and that’s what counts.

So, Brain Fillers, be careful what you look for on the internet, as some tubby dullard with nothing better to do than read his site stats might be watching. And laughing at you, for being shit.