It can’t be long now…
Britney Spears, currently the favourite in my Celebrity Meltdown Sweepstakes, is back in hospital.
According to a Police spokesperson, she’s been “taken to hospital to get help”. Great idea. Take her to a source of freely available medication!
Interesting excerpts from the news story above include this quote from rancid old hag, Barbara Walters (Barbwa Wawtas): “She has been having mood swings. She has been having trouble sleeping.” - No shit, Sherlock. Britney is an incredibly troubled young woman and is, quite literally, just moments away from swallowing the handful of pills that finally finishes her off. I’m sure her diet these days consists of a great variety of both uppers and downers.
Celebrity baldy and psychologist, Dr Phil McGraw chimed in with “she’s in dire need of of both medical and psychological intervention”. Really? I could have told the press that! And I wouldn’t have had to lose all my hair and spend years slaving academically to work it out.
Britney is a woman on the edge and she gets more and more attractive by the day.
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