Spears Watch.
The Britney Spears Wheel of Fortune lurched round once more today, with the announcement that she still isn’t allowed to see her kids. I feel for her, I really do.
As we all know, the last time Ms Spears saw her kids, she ended up in a stand off with the Police, resulting in her being stretchered out of the building and whisked to hospital. She’s spent 6 days in a psychiatric unit, don’t you know?
If I were a more cynical person, which I’m not, obviously, I’d suggest that this is a master stroke of marketing in which Britney is being depicted as a complete lunatic, to fuel the sales of her next album, which will feature an asylum-based cover and a theme of insanity. It’ll be a brain-pounding album of glitchcore and clownstep.
Britney Spears: I fancy you.
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Comment from ticktockhouse
Time: February 20, 2008, 2:40 pm
I agree with you about the situation with her kids. It makes me sad to hear things like that, for her and for her kids.
Otherwise it would be almost comical.