This morning, I had a bit of a moment. It was quite unnerving and made me feel a bit weird.
I forgot who I was.
Well, not who, as such, but many details, such as where I lived, where I worked… all gone. It took me five minutes of head-scratching and mild panic to remember everything. I […]
Hello fatties and sun-dodgers.
The ithinkmybrainisfull forums are on holiday for an as yet unknown amount of time. They’re not being used much anyway, so it shouldn’t worry you too much.
They’ll probably be back within a week or so, once I’ve sorted a few things out over there.
BYE.
I really don’t like the idea of some Scottish midget rifling through my shit.
Gillian McKeith, nutritionist to the stars (and the criminally fat) is not someone that is deserving of the celebrity status she now commands. This poisonous dwarf is making life a misery for those of us that like a good munch.
Look at her. […]
I need someone to compete against. I want to engage in man-on-man competition. I want to pummel someone’s pudgy face like dough, then bake it into a loaf of YOU LOSE. I want to run a lap of honour around your lumpen body as you sit on the floor, weeping in failure, as I victoriously […]
Ghosts I - Nine Inch Nails. I’m going to just come right out and say this: Trent Reznor is a pretentious pervert twat. There we go, any last Emos that might be reading the site have just packed up their diamond-encrusted self-harm sets, provided by their psychoanalyst parents and fucked off. Good times. After the […]
This morning, I saw a man in a wheelchair, careening towards me at great speed. He had a guide dog. I don’t know what that’s all about, as not only did he have wheels, but he quite clearly also had full sight.
Yesterday, I saw a rather butch girl with a pair of dungarees on. The […]
OK, faithful readers, the discussion forums are now BACK ONLINE!
In case you were wondering what was going on, I had to do a bit of basic maintenance and some general housekeeping. It’s all back up and working again.
Friendly advice to creators of forum themes: Make your themes more attractive. I’d like a more attractive theme […]
The few of you that use the forums will have noticed that they’re currently offline.
Fear not, it’s just a temporary thing.
Alright?
I’ve just been thinking about my trip to London and the rather lacklustre reportage I delivered. Key elements of the night were missed out and I feel like I’ve swindled you all. Really, I do.
Asides from all the chucking up, there was an incident in a lift where four of us got in and one […]
Hello, people of the internet. No doubt you’ve stumbled across this page because you’re either:
A) A well read and intelligent person.
B) Searching for pictures of Britney Spears in a straight jacket.
C) Not very good at clicking the right link.
Either way, you’re here now and you’re getting in the way. Stand in the corner and listen […]
Big up all LDN crew and other such youth talk.
I spent the weekend up in London. It was aces. I was supposed to be there in the capacity of investigative journalist, in order to top up the work on the other channel. I failed bigtime, by not getting up to London until the evening, making […]
I dislike cars. Which is odd, because I love Pimp My Ride. Where else can you watch a useful, albeit near-destroyed car carcass turned into a useless, yet attractive living room-on-wheels? Nowhere. Below is an image of a car that parks up near where I live. I see it most days. It’s an abomination, to […]