I walked out of my flat this morning to see that there was a note war going on in the hallway.
One of my neighbours had left a note to ‘the dick’ to complain about something he’d done, which he in turn left a note to, which argued his point, then said at the bottom “why […]
…but who has them?
According to a popular Australian myth, everybody needs good neighbours. My neighbour is a dick. Not just a dick, but a short, withered dick with a serious attitude problem. When I first moved in, on my second day in the flat, he weakly knocked on the door and asked me, without even […]
Britney Spears, like me, can’t wait for the release of Rockstar Games’ GTA IV.
In an effort to pass the time between now and April 29th, she’s taken to the streets in her car and had yet another traffic accident. Well done, Britney.
Here’s the story, at the BBC.
I’m not a big fan of motorists, as you’re […]
The boards are back up and running after a brief break. Everything looks exactly as it was before I took them offline, so don’t worry, I haven’t drawn little cocks on all your posts. Love you, bye, bye, missing you already.
Naomi Campbell went mental on a plane. On the one hand, I think this is awesome, as I love to watch celebrities breaking down. Fabulous stuff.
On the other hand, I think she should be locked up, as she’s a massive nutter.
Here’s the story, via the BBC.
One of the headlines I saw on one of […]
“Where’s Bud?” I hear you crying, as your impotent tears cascade into your cornflakes.
“We need his bile and hatred for spiritual guidance!”
“Our lives are nothing without his words!”
“I’m not getting my sexy-quotient when I’m on the internet!”
These are all genuine quotes from imaginary emails I just made up.
I bought an Xbox 360. That’s where I’ve […]