Lazy Bud.
“Where’s Bud?” I hear you crying, as your impotent tears cascade into your cornflakes.
“We need his bile and hatred for spiritual guidance!”
“Our lives are nothing without his words!”
“I’m not getting my sexy-quotient when I’m on the internet!”
These are all genuine quotes from imaginary emails I just made up.
I bought an Xbox 360. That’s where I’ve been. I do apologise for being a massively slack bastard… actually, no I don’t. I’ve been having fun. Live with it.
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