In what can only be described as a great injustice, I have just learned that any overtime done in the second half of the month is not included in that month’s pay. Which means I’ve just worked for three weeks straight with no weekends and won’t be getting the money I earned until the following […]
The internet is brilliant, and rubbish. Much like a child that was born with brain damage, it can entertain you and sadden you in equal measures.
I shall be conducting an experiment in the coming months. I will register on no less than 10 internet forums, all completely unconnected, and attempt to have myself banned from […]
Celebrity Crackhead, Amy Winehouse, was in hospital again last night :(
After suffering a “reaction to medication“, she was taken to a fashionable London hospital in a stretch ambulance. Since contracting old woman’s disease, emphysema, she’s been in and out of the hossie, looking more and more like Crazy Legs Crane by the day.
Amy Winehouse is […]
The Lucky Ones - Mudhoney. In what can only be described as “a triumphant return to form”, The Lucky Ones sees Mudhoney doing what they do best - rocking out and sneering. After the somewhat disappointing previous two albums, Under A Billion Suns and Since We’ve Become Translucent, the much-discussed four piece stamp on your […]
Zezi Ifore, the current host of C4’s Big Brother’s Little Brother, is a disgusting man beast and should not be allowed to work on television. Or radio. Or Earth.
Now, I don’t mind admitting that I watch Big Brother. It’s entertaining, as I like to see the worst examples of humanity humiliate themselves on a daily […]
Those of you that have visited over the last couple of months will have noticed that the Brain Boards were in maintenance mode for a very long time. I did have some big plans for it, but after a serious rethink, decided it was actually a better idea to just completely can them. They’re gone. Don’t […]
Look, right. I know you’re all probably suffering some sort of seperation anxiety as a result of me not updating this site much in the last three months, but really, you’re just going to have to cope.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I’ve been incredibly lazy and, somehow, also very busy. I’ve been working loads of overtime […]