I THINK MY BRAIN IS FULL

Look, right. I know you’re all probably suffering some sort of seperation anxiety as a result of me not updating this site much in the last three months, but really, you’re just going to have to cope.

It’s not you, it’s me.

I’ve been incredibly lazy and, somehow, also very busy. I’ve been working loads of overtime and driving myself mental in order to fund a relocation towards the end of the year. That basically means I’m going to be moving house in a few months. Obviously, the knock-on effect of this has been a glaring lack of new content for you to get wet over.

I’m sorry.

However, I will be making some updates in the near future. YES! I can feel the vibrations in the air as you pump your fists and thrust your collective internet pelvis at the monitor. Good times are on YOUR horizons.

During the downtime, I got a bit out of the habit and let my writing fall by the wayside. That, combined with the ever-present fist of responsibility and a bunch of quality video games really threw me off my stride. BUT I’M COMING BACK TO LOVE YOU ALL IN THE FACE ONCE MORE. Probably more than once, in fact.

SO. What’s in store for all you lucky people? Well, the fair came to town, with a whole load of new paint jobs for me to mock. I only remembered this recently when clearing out the contents of my camera, where I found a collection of rather stunningly ugly rides to ridicule. Great stuff.

I’ve also been listening to lots of music, which I shall diligently review, so you don’t have to bother listening to any of it yourself. That’s GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. I may even review some of the films and games I’ve been staring at too.

IF I CAN BE BOTHERED.

Right, fuck off, there’s work to be done and I’m not doing it. The boss will be fuming if he catches me.