Disgusting Man Beast.
Zezi Ifore, the current host of C4’s Big Brother’s Little Brother, is a disgusting man beast and should not be allowed to work on television. Or radio. Or Earth.
Now, I don’t mind admitting that I watch Big Brother. It’s entertaining, as I like to see the worst examples of humanity humiliate themselves on a daily basis. But, for once, the most objectionable person connected to Big Brother is one of its presenters. I’m overlooking Davina “Witch-faced-beldam” McCall, as that goes without saying.
Zezi Ifore, right. Well. She’s fucking useless. Not only does she have a face like an unevolved primate that was raped by a bacon farmer, but she has all of the presenting skills of a bucket full of piss. She stumbles over her words, she hams it up and she looks like she smells of unwashed lady-parts. What I’m saying is: the woman disgusts me.
Look at her:
She looks like she was put together from gristle and offcuts in an abattoir run by alcoholics. She has a pig face, much like a Gamorrean Guard’s.
What I want to know is: who is her famous parent and why did they think it would be a good idea to give her a job in the media? She clearly hasn’t got where she is on merit. I urge you to slap her on sight.
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Comment from FoldsFive
Time: July 28, 2008, 9:56 am
My only experience of this were-pig was when I accidentally caught a few minutes of Big Brothers Little Brother the other week - I honestly thought they were having a “let a member of the whopping hollering audience guest present” week, such was the awful level of talent in display. A basic inability to read, let alone follow an auto-cue doubled with apparent deafness - in that she decided to start speaking when her fellow presenter hadn’t even finished sentences. A small damp tissue with flecks of burnt hair and dried sputum on it could do a better job of presenting - and the proof of this statement is that Fearne “Awww iss wicked that” Cottons career is doing very well, thankyouverymuch.