I THINK MY BRAIN IS FULL

The contents of one man’s brain, in a puddle, on the web.

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Month: August, 2008

The Words on the Street.

27 August, 2008 (09:55) | Hate, Brain Blog | No comments

You can’t beat a bit of cack-handed grafitti. That’s why I’ve compiled some of the best and worst together, here, on the internet, for you to look at. Down here in Brighton, we have a lot of dreadfully earnest middle-class tramps with dreadlocks that like to stamp their moral highground over town. Rather ironic, really.
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Ooops, I’m doing it again.

26 August, 2008 (12:31) | Brain Blog | No comments

Look. This has got to stop. Someone should come round to my gaff and give me a swift kick up the arse because, instead of doing a load of writing and filling this glorious site up with content, I’ve actually just gone out and bought a Playstation3.
It’s not that I don’t care about you all, […]

Fun! - 2

9 August, 2008 (10:54) | Brain Blog | 4 comments

During the Great May Brain Outage, a funfair came to town. Fucking excellent. Pikeys with wonky eyes and thick moustaches, punching local lads and making local lasses feel uncomfortable, as a lascivious gaze turns to liquid assault when a gob of drool hangs from the ride operators lips onto a young woman’s cleavage as he […]