I THINK MY BRAIN IS FULL

Hello, Bud here.

Yeah! That’s not even my real name! In fact, you might even know me as Fuzz! That’s how awesome I am. I pretend to be someone else on the internet. There are many other details that I could bore you with, such as my age, location and whether or not I sport sexy facial hair, but lets face it, that’s tedious minutae that neither you nor I have time to care about. The internet is a busy place and I certainly can’t find a moment in my hectic schedule to impart trivialities.

This site delivers the contents of my incredibly full brain, in a handy textual format for your reading and sexual pleasure. You’ve probably got one hand in your underwear as you read this. It just got tighter.

Basically, I’m going to shout at you, or someone else, about something until I’m either bored or reached a logical conclusion. If you don’t like it, you probably ought to have a look at something a bit happier and calmer.

It’s called BBC4.

Right then, fuck off. I’ve got things to do.