Celebrity Crackhead, Amy Winehouse, was in hospital again last night :(
After suffering a “reaction to medication“, she was taken to a fashionable London hospital in a stretch ambulance. Since contracting old woman’s disease, emphysema, she’s been in and out of the hossie, looking more and more like Crazy Legs Crane by the day.
Amy Winehouse is […]
Britney Spears, like me, can’t wait for the release of Rockstar Games’ GTA IV.
In an effort to pass the time between now and April 29th, she’s taken to the streets in her car and had yet another traffic accident. Well done, Britney.
Here’s the story, at the BBC.
I’m not a big fan of motorists, as you’re […]
Naomi Campbell went mental on a plane. On the one hand, I think this is awesome, as I love to watch celebrities breaking down. Fabulous stuff.
On the other hand, I think she should be locked up, as she’s a massive nutter.
Here’s the story, via the BBC.
One of the headlines I saw on one of […]
The Britney Spears Wheel of Fortune lurched round once more today, with the announcement that she still isn’t allowed to see her kids. I feel for her, I really do.
As we all know, the last time Ms Spears saw her kids, she ended up in a stand off with the Police, resulting in her being […]
Britney Spears, currently the favourite in my Celebrity Meltdown Sweepstakes, is back in hospital.
According to a Police spokesperson, she’s been “taken to hospital to get help”. Great idea. Take her to a source of freely available medication!
Interesting excerpts from the news story above include this quote from rancid old hag, Barbara Walters (Barbwa Wawtas): “She […]
According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead.
How is this news? They make out like we hadn’t been aware of this for quite some time now.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s brilliant. She’s yet another star that’s one smoke away from a full meltdown. Perhaps it’s The Sun’s way of reporting that offends […]
Robert Sylvester Kelly, or ‘R Kid’, as he’s known throughout the American judicial system, is probably the greatest living human being on the planet.
Seriously.
How can one man be quite so talented? Not content with changing the face of music with his peculiar brand of RnB, pissing all over teenage girls and writing the greatest piece […]
Ever since Britney Spears appeared on my screen in her paedo-baiting school uniform, I’ve been fascinated by her. She’s not an attractive lady, by any means and her music is, of course, terrible, but she’s incredibly entertaining to watch. Over the past year or so, she’s become the sort of celebrity, like Mel Gibson, that […]
Last night I had the somewhat dubious fortune of watching Mel Gibson’s Apocalypto.
Before I get to that, let’s just have a little look at Melvin:
Oh man. He’s really lost it, hasn’t he? Anti-semitism. Drunk driving. Ridiculous beard. He’s starting to look a bit like an Ewok. His grizzly fur and mad eyes say it all: […]