The internet is brilliant, and rubbish. Much like a child that was born with brain damage, it can entertain you and sadden you in equal measures.
I shall be conducting an experiment in the coming months. I will register on no less than 10 internet forums, all completely unconnected, and attempt to have myself banned from […]
Those of you that have visited over the last couple of months will have noticed that the Brain Boards were in maintenance mode for a very long time. I did have some big plans for it, but after a serious rethink, decided it was actually a better idea to just completely can them. They’re gone. Don’t […]
Apparently a fire in Houston, Texas, took out hosting of 9000 servers held by The Planet, including the one hosting b3ta.com.
Good.
I’m imagining a lot of fat, ugly people with too much time and too few social skills on their hands going into a mass, gravy stained panic.
Great fortune.
Well. That was exciting. In a way.
ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk experienced some downtime - I’ll refer to it as “May”. There was a problem with hosting, but all is well and sorted again. I’m fucking BACK.
Bow down and kiss the ring.
Hooray! Porn sites have started to spam my comments. It’s brilliant. I can catch them before they ever appear, because I’m not a fucking idiot.
So, a word to anyone trying to post porn spam:
Don’t bother. I’m recording and blocking your IPs, you spastics.
BYE!
Fuck yeah! It’s Stat Time. Shut up and enjoy it, it’s a good one this time. I’ve had some incredibly satisfying searches this month, which I’m about to ram down your neck, through your eyes.
BASTARD HATS - I practically invented these. In fact, I invented hats and trousers and mangles. I’m a very clever boy. […]
What is the benchmark for whether or not you should add someone on Facebook?
If it’s someone you worked with for a couple of years and got along well with, but never actually spent time with outside of work, can they be considered a friend? Are they a friend if you have them on your friend […]
Glorius result!
www.ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk is now the number one Google result when searching for “I think my brain is full”.
Small victories mean big things. It’s taken four months to get the coveted number one spot, ahead of some tedious whinging student and a Gary Larson cartoon. I rule.
Word up homeboys and homegirls. It’s stats time. I like doing this. I don’t really care if you do or not.
This months choice search terms are below, now. Look at them. They need your gaze:
“kevin smith hack talentless overrated” - HA! Score! Take that you fat bastard! As I suspected, I’m not the only person […]
The internet. Mostly rubbish.
Occasionally things catch my eye that are worth a glance. So, here’s a short list of things I’ve been looking at recently:
The Superest - Good versus Evil in its purest form. What’s it all about? Well, two artists battle it out by drawing alternating super dudes. One starts, the other sends in […]
In what is probably an ill-advised and somewhat narcissistic move, I’ve decided to open up a brand new feature on ithinkmybrainisfull.
Regular users might want to join the brand spanking new forums.
Basically, it’s there so people can discuss what’s been posted on here in greater detail, which should allow the comments section to be used appropriately. […]
Look. MC Hammer, multiple Grammy winner, wearer of sublime trousers and crab dancer extraordinaire, is going to help the homeless in 2008.
Stand up and applaud Stanley Burrell. He’s a good man.
Made some terrible music, but a good man.
Everyone loves a good statting. I just made that word up. Enjoy it. Since the dawn of time, Man has loved nothing more than looking at a bunch of statistics with the intent of making them somehow more interesting. So, I’ve been looking at the logs for this fair site and crunching numbers like I […]
Sometimes, when I’m a bit bored, I like to look at the referral links that have brought people to my site. I know, shut up.
Anyway, some of the searches that have brought people here include:
“celebrity mental spotting leamington 50p lady” - A classic. Probably the most searched for term that has led people to Tramp […]
The eagle eyed among you will have already noticed that the two blogs here are exactly that. Two blogs. Which means that if you want to comment on the Tramp Spotting blog, you’ll need to register for that separately. Sorry.
You’ll also have noticed that the Russell Watch page has in fact disappeared again, already. All […]