The Lucky Ones - Mudhoney. In what can only be described as “a triumphant return to form”, The Lucky Ones sees Mudhoney doing what they do best - rocking out and sneering. After the somewhat disappointing previous two albums, Under A Billion Suns and Since We’ve Become Translucent, the much-discussed four piece stamp on your […]
Ghosts I - Nine Inch Nails. I’m going to just come right out and say this: Trent Reznor is a pretentious pervert twat. There we go, any last Emos that might be reading the site have just packed up their diamond-encrusted self-harm sets, provided by their psychoanalyst parents and fucked off. Good times. After the […]
The Britney Spears Wheel of Fortune lurched round once more today, with the announcement that she still isn’t allowed to see her kids. I feel for her, I really do.
As we all know, the last time Ms Spears saw her kids, she ended up in a stand off with the Police, resulting in her being […]
Anonymous - Tomahawk. Mike Patton is a very odd man. Filling hotel hairdryers with his own faeces to ensure a face full of hot shit for the next patron is certainly one of the greatest stories of all time, but is that enough to garner credibility? Well, no, of course it’s not, but Patton has […]
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I’m growing increasingly concerned with a trend in popular music. Red Hot Chili Peppers Syndrome. It’s been happening for a long time now and it has to stop. Artists like the Chili Peppers, amongst others, are mocking their fans by releasing the same album over and over again, barely changing the songs and rejigging […]
It’s true. The 1980s were rubbish. I was there, I saw it with my own eyes.
There is far too much fond nostalgia for a decade that, basically, sucked. Too many people hold the ’80s in high regard and it’s starting to make me feel sick. The clothes, the hair, the music. There is no need […]
LP - Holy Fuck. Holy Fuck have a brilliant name. On the one hand, it conjurs up images of some lank-haired surfer, exclaiming in fear as a truck appears in the sky over his head. On the other, it suggests the Pope, approaching you from behind with a look of maniacal glee on his face. […]
I’ve been listening to more music, because I win at life.
Pink + Green - Venetian Snares. I hadn’t heard Venetian Snares until very recently. I’ll warn you now, this isn’t for everyone, so you may want to find a review of the latest Mika album and listen to that instead. I was over at a […]
Britney Spears, currently the favourite in my Celebrity Meltdown Sweepstakes, is back in hospital.
According to a Police spokesperson, she’s been “taken to hospital to get help”. Great idea. Take her to a source of freely available medication!
Interesting excerpts from the news story above include this quote from rancid old hag, Barbara Walters (Barbwa Wawtas): “She […]
I’ve got a bit of a reputation for being a musical snob. Fair enough. I know what’s shit and what’s not. It doesn’t take much.
So, I’ve decided to do a little round up of what I’ve been listening to recently. It might inspire you to buy something new.
8 Diagrams: Wu Tang Clan. A long time […]
According to The Sun, Amy Winehouse is a crackhead.
How is this news? They make out like we hadn’t been aware of this for quite some time now.
Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s brilliant. She’s yet another star that’s one smoke away from a full meltdown. Perhaps it’s The Sun’s way of reporting that offends […]
Saw a news article this morning that said that the music of Sean Paul (or Shanna Pal, as he appears to call himself) triggered a woman’s seizures.
His music just makes me laugh. That’s not the same thing.
Robert Sylvester Kelly, or ‘R Kid’, as he’s known throughout the American judicial system, is probably the greatest living human being on the planet.
Seriously.
How can one man be quite so talented? Not content with changing the face of music with his peculiar brand of RnB, pissing all over teenage girls and writing the greatest piece […]
Ever since Britney Spears appeared on my screen in her paedo-baiting school uniform, I’ve been fascinated by her. She’s not an attractive lady, by any means and her music is, of course, terrible, but she’s incredibly entertaining to watch. Over the past year or so, she’s become the sort of celebrity, like Mel Gibson, that […]
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