Ever since Britney Spears appeared on my screen in her paedo-baiting school uniform, I’ve been fascinated by her. She’s not an attractive lady, by any means and her music is, of course, terrible, but she’s incredibly entertaining to watch. Over the past year or so, she’s become the sort of celebrity, like Mel Gibson, that […]
Drums.
Super Drums.
Everyone needs Wesley Willis in their life.
Look. MC Hammer, multiple Grammy winner, wearer of sublime trousers and crab dancer extraordinaire, is going to help the homeless in 2008.
Stand up and applaud Stanley Burrell. He’s a good man.
Made some terrible music, but a good man.
I think, right, that I’ve found someone that I hate more than Russell Howard. Don’t worry, I still hate him, but I think that Mika is now my true personal nemesis. Everything about him is offensive. Not least, his stupid face. Stupid stupid face. Look at him:
His simpering, stupid, self assured, narcissistic little stupid face. […]
When I was about 15 years old, I wanted nothing more than to be able to play the guitar like J Mascis of Dinosaur Jr. Well, that and a few sweaty hours with Cindy Crawford, trying to remove that mole from her face. The first gig I went to that wasn’t in either a pub […]