Zezi Ifore, the current host of C4’s Big Brother’s Little Brother, is a disgusting man beast and should not be allowed to work on television. Or radio. Or Earth.
Now, I don’t mind admitting that I watch Big Brother. It’s entertaining, as I like to see the worst examples of humanity humiliate themselves on a daily […]
I need someone to compete against. I want to engage in man-on-man competition. I want to pummel someone’s pudgy face like dough, then bake it into a loaf of YOU LOSE. I want to run a lap of honour around your lumpen body as you sit on the floor, weeping in failure, as I victoriously […]
I dislike cars. Which is odd, because I love Pimp My Ride. Where else can you watch a useful, albeit near-destroyed car carcass turned into a useless, yet attractive living room-on-wheels? Nowhere. Below is an image of a car that parks up near where I live. I see it most days. It’s an abomination, to […]
It’s true. The 1980s were rubbish. I was there, I saw it with my own eyes.
There is far too much fond nostalgia for a decade that, basically, sucked. Too many people hold the ’80s in high regard and it’s starting to make me feel sick. The clothes, the hair, the music. There is no need […]
Jeremy Beadle died yesterday. Proof, if need be, that karma really exists.
I’m sure someone, somewhere will miss this freak-handed prankster, but it won’t be me.
Here’s a second-hand (no pun intended) paraphrased anecdote from an old teacher of mine:
“I met Jeremy Beadle at some showbiz gathering once. He went to shake my hand and, upon offering […]
I’m in love.
Strong words, I know. I’ve bandied them about at times, not meaning them, but this is one of the few times I’ve meant it.
I love my girlfriend. Obviously. She’s awesome. Anyone that’s met her knows this to be true, as she’s probably told them. And meant it. And been right. I love food. […]