http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk The contents of one man's brain, in a puddle, on the web. Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:30:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en During the Great May Brain Outage, a funfair came to town. Fucking excellent. Pikeys with wonky eyes and thick moustaches, punching local lads and making local lasses feel uncomfortable, as a lascivious gaze turns to liquid assault when a gob of drool hangs from the ride operators lips onto a ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/08/09/fun-2/ In what can only be described as a great injustice, I have just learned that any overtime done in the second half of the month is not included in that month's pay. Which means I've just worked for three weeks straight with no weekends and won't be getting the money ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/30/bitch-better-have-my-money/ The internet is brilliant, and rubbish. Much like a child that was born with brain damage, it can entertain you and sadden you in equal measures. I shall be conducting an experiment in the coming months. I will register on no less than 10 internet forums, all completely unconnected, and attempt ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/29/the-upset-the-internet-experiment/ Celebrity Crackhead, Amy Winehouse, was in hospital again last night :( After suffering a "reaction to medication", she was taken to a fashionable London hospital in a stretch ambulance. Since contracting old woman's disease, emphysema, she's been in and out of the hossie, looking more and more like Crazy Legs Crane ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/29/oh-amy/ The Lucky Ones - Mudhoney. In what can only be described as "a triumphant return to form", The Lucky Ones sees Mudhoney doing what they do best - rocking out and sneering. After the somewhat disappointing previous two albums, Under A Billion Suns and Since We've Become Translucent, the much-discussed ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/28/did-you-hear-that-6/ Zezi Ifore, the current host of C4's Big Brother's Little Brother, is a disgusting man beast and should not be allowed to work on television. Or radio. Or Earth. Now, I don't mind admitting that I watch Big Brother. It's entertaining, as I like to see the worst examples of humanity ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/27/disgusting-man-beast/ Those of you that have visited over the last couple of months will have noticed that the Brain Boards were in maintenance mode for a very long time. I did have some big plans for it, but after a serious rethink, decided it was actually a better idea to just ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/27/bye-bye-boards/ Look, right. I know you're all probably suffering some sort of seperation anxiety as a result of me not updating this site much in the last three months, but really, you're just going to have to cope. It's not you, it's me. I've been incredibly lazy and, somehow, also very busy. I've ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/07/25/lazy-bastard-must-be-stopped-or-started/ George Carlin, one of the greatest comedians of all time and one of the only sane people on this planet, has died. Bad times. I'm going outside to kick a dog and punch a non-smoker. http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/06/23/95/ I've not done a games review on here before. My games reviewing hat is much like my music reviewer's hat, only it's in binary and it's got Patrick Moore's face on it. When I'm wearing it, my eyes get all pink and I make involuntary wheezes. I'll probably not ... http://ithinkmybrainisfull.co.uk/2008/06/05/grand-theft-auto-iv/